Like Obama, I too was watching football during the debates so I may have missed a word or two.
The GOP
Was it just me or did Mitt Romney look like he was ready to run to the principal's office and tattle on John McCain?
"I don't know what's with all the personal remarks?"
Mitt - you ran attack ads against a guy who spent 5 years as a POW and got the s**t beat out of him every day! Did you think he was just going to sit there and take it??? I don't know whether you are totally disingenuous or just stupid but either way I can't vote for you! From all of the recent polls results, most of New Hampshire can't either. It's the Granite State! You're lucky McCain didn't pelt you with a few.
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy - where are you guy? Super Tuesday is looking pretty far away.
Huck - Hang in there. South Carolina is positively full of bible thumpers. Third place in New Hampshire would be a coup and looks doable.
Fred - Please, either run for President or go home. Just don't stand there and take up space.
Ron Paul - He makes sense in a 1970ish utopian sort of way. I'll bet he still owns a bong. I like the guy. Wouldn't vote for him in a million years but he does say some smart things.
The Dems
Did anyone else hear the strains of "Street Fightin Man" playing in the background during Hillary's response to the Edwards-Obama double team? WOW! Angry woman alert!
"I just don't talk about change! F**kers!"
I'm pretty sure after her little tirade that if she would've started walking towards either one of them, they both would have been in Vermont by nightfall or at least out of town by sun-up. And I thought John Edwards was the only one who took this campaign personally.
BTW - How many times did Edwards say that? Is his Dad still working in the mill? You would think the guy just came off a double shift, stubbed out his Lucky Strike in the parking lot and walked into the debate. C'mon your a multi-millionaire laywer, John. Talk about what you would do, not what your grandma did or how you co-sponsored one piece of legislation (that never passed through the House) during your Senate career. Put some fire with the smoke because Obama's got you beat on the agent-of-change thing. People like you. Give them a reason to vote for you.
Otherwise, Mrs. Clinton gonna slap you right out of the primary. She wants Barack one-on-one. And honestly, isn't that what we all really want to see? If they could only get Michael Buffer to moderate... Let get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Richardson - still running a strong race for the Veep slot.
Can't wait until Tuesday and there's football tonight!
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The buzz phrase for this election is, "I am change." Each candidate is trying to own it. It's a nice change from the last two elections where the ownable buzz phrase was, "I am Jesus. Or at least we are close buddies. We text a lot."
I'm waiting for one of the candidates to go so far as to say, "I'm so serious about this change thing, that if you elect me president, I'll get a sex change."
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